Kalokohan Rocks!: 1 on 1 with the Real Mcoy – A Kalokohan Exclusive Interview

The Real McCoy

Hi Mcoy! thanks for giving us the opportunity to feature you in our first round of Kalokohan Roooooocks!

We hope you wouldn’t mind us plugging in some silly questions, because we need to project and show our readers the kalokohan side of every great band we feature.

1. For our first question, are you the real Mcoy?

If I get P5.00 every time I am asked this question on the net… I might now have a brand new cellphone! Yes.. I am the real Mcoy (Fundales) since birth.

2. What’s your most unforgettable kalokohan moments inside the Pinoy Big Brother house?

I guess my favorite ones are the moments I spent with Peggy (our pet pig/swine inside the house). I get to bathe her everyday and sing to her make up opera tunes with lyrics that go something like “Isa kang baboy.. ang nanay mo baboy.. ang tatay mo baboy.. baboy ka habang buhay.. ang baboy mo…”.

3. How about your most outrageous pranks (in general)?

I like playing pranks on our house helpers especially on the phone. I’d ring the house, change my voice and pretend to look for someone. The conversation goes a bit like this:

(first call)
Mcoy: (female voice) Hello… nandiyan ba si Lando?
Helper: Sorry po… wala pong Lando dito.

(second call)
Mcoy: (female voice) Hello.. pwede ba kay Lando?
Helper: Kayo po ba yung kanina? Wala nga pong Lando dito, Wrong number (puts the phone down).

(third call)
Mcoy: Hello.. pakausap nga kay Lando.
Helper: Wala ngang Landong nakatira dito! Huwag kayong makulit! Wrong number!

(fourth call)
Mcoy: (deep voice) Ah hello.. Si Lando ito… may humahanap ba sa akin?
Helper: Ikaw ba iyung Lando?! Kanina pa may hanap ng hanap sa iyo dito! Bumili ka nga ng sarili mong telepono!!

4. What’s the weirdest  thing that ever happened to you (KENYO) while playing onstage?

I remember going down from the stage after a set and finding out that my fly was wide open. It’s weird because the crowd did not seem to notice. It’s either they did not mind or they were laughing secretly. I guess It’s more of the latter.

5. What product is the most unlikely you’ll endorse even if your paid millions for doing so?

You kidding me? Millions?! I’d even endorse sanitary napkins and panty liners.

6. What kalokohan side do you have that other people have not seen yet?

I’m an open book of kalokohan. Just read my Facebook status updates.

7. Aside from music, what other forms of art are you into?

I am now planning to write and make short films. I would also like to take photography and painting seriously.

8. What’s your favorite pastime? How bout you present and future time?

I spend my free (past and present) time doing DVD marathons, web and TV surfing and playing with my daughter. I would like to spend my free (future) time doing DVD marathons, web and TV surfing and playing with my grandchildren.

9. What message do you have to all your serious and Kalokohan Fans?

Ilagay ang kalokohan sa tiyan… huwag sa ulo. Ang hindi bumili ng albums ng KENYO masisira ng tuluyan ang ulo (loko lang).

10.  How would you end this interview with a BANG!!!?

BANG!