Moments that would make you say uuuuuuf!

somebody threw a banana peel

Football or Twister

Football or Twister 2?

sapuuul!

Who do you want to be part of your team?

an ass?

MMA Fighter?

Long John

Kung Fu fighter?

Four Arm?

Conjoined twins?

Religious

What makes this phone special?

It's the only phone that emits a special frequency that cures UTI

and wait! there’s more… This is the only phone that comes with pre-installed videos, music, and wallpapers, and ringtones of  ”The Cranberries”

Thank you very much Kenyo for letting us feature you here in KRocks! Kenyo Rocks!!!

And here’s our Top 10 Messages

1. Hi, you have reached Jerry McGuire. Show me the message! Show me the message!
2. Concatenation of events preclude our coming to the phone. Please speak freely, with magniloquence upon occasion of the tone.
3. Hi. This is John:
   If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
   If you are my parents, please send money.
   If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money.
   If you are my friends, you owe me money.
   If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.
4. You are dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world with no time, where color collides with sound, and shadows explode. You see a sign up ahead. This is no ordinary answering device; this is “The Twilight Phone”
5. Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.
6. My time is billed at $125 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I’ll get back to you pending credit approval.
7. This is you-know-who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when.
8. I’m home right now, I’m just screening my calls. So start talking and if you’re someone I want to speak with I’ll pick up the phone. Otherwise, well, what can I say?
9. Hello. I’m not at home right now because I’m out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don’t call you back, you’re probably one of those changes.
10. BEEP Hello, this is Magic 89.9, you’re on the air.

And here are some others:

• These words are lovely dark and deep
  But I’ve got promises to keep
  and miles to go before I sleep
  So leave a message at the beep.
• Hi, you know the drill.
• Hello, you have reached the Adam’s family and we can not come to the phone right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, social security number, and credit card number and we will call you when we’re done shopping.