Dear wife:

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.  I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.  These last 2 weeks have been hell.

Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was  the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favourite meal & even wore a brand new  pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep  after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me  anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore;  whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West  Virginia together! Have a great life!

The part 1 of this post can be read at chuvaness.com.

The Amazing Racist

¡Madre Mia!  ¡Qué terrible!

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